As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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