You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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