So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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