I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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