i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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