I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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