So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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