Sponge bath it is.
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
well I can't set my house on fire every night
I skipped work to stalk him.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
