Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
A bitchslap is in order.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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