But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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