it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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