shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
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