that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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