New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Randomize
