We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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