Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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