NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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