i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
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