My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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