we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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