bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
COCAINE IS GR8
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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