I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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