it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
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