we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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