Apparently you make a good broom.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
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