I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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