Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
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