I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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