he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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