and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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