he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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