you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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