: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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