Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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