just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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