I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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