you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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