its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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