69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I hope mine doesn't look like that
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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