she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
How external is "for external use only"?
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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