My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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