If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
