the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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