i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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