How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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