I think i peed on brittanys purse
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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