Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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