the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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