your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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