that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
